Mastermind is out "sick" today. See I work with Mastermind and I also do comedy sometimes with Mastermind and I know Mastermind ain't sick. Well if he is going to take a day off Friday would be the day that I would call in that's for sure. I love bacon I wish it wasn't so fatty. I'm going to eat it until my heart gives way from the rest of shit I do to my body. I love and hate women, I love spending time with them I find them wonderful to talk to. I love their senses of humor. I love there small ears I like the nape of their neck. I love women but they make me fucking miserable. I haven't found the right one and I am no longer looking. This is in reference to nothing that is going on in my life right now I just feel like a stream of conscience vomit onto "my journal" was appropriate today.

so in summary I love bacon mastermind is out sick and I hate women.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" - Peter Johnson