Hello my little plumpkins

Well I'm back.

Its been well over a month since my last blog. I had a lot of stressful shit going on so I didn't feel like writing about it. It took a month to get my unemployment. My severance was my pay through the end of April so by the time I had received my first check from the government it was the first week of May and I had spent almost all of my severance on living expenses and moving into a new place. I also received the wrong amount from unemployment because child support kept taking the wrong amount out. They owed me over 800 bucks at one point. They have started to pay me back but still owe me 275 bucks. So all my dreams about living ok on unemployment are gone. I have figured out that my budget for the time on unemployment is going to be about 30 bucks a week. Because I wasn't able to pay off my debt before going on it because of a whole bunch of bureaucratic fuckups. Life sucks.

In much better news I have been sober for the last week and really enjoying it. Of course I have been sober because I received a DUI last week.

Oh man I don't think getting a dui was such a good idea, I have no clue whatsoever how to pay for this. I am trying to get as much comedy work as I can right now I have called the local bookers. I am going to take this whole thing pretty serious for awhile and I am going to start working my ass off to get as much comedy work as I can. That is going to be how I pay my bills.

I will post more as the day goes on.

Rawk n Rowl,

The Enforcer