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I dont' have a lot to say, I've just been to busy enjoying the news today.

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They say that they were going for reason of insanity, I'd say he made his point (scuse the pun).

Let's see what's happening in my life. I was diagnosed with Shingles this week, which is adult chicken pox. It is painful and has left me with a bad ear infection. The scary part is that if it goes unchecked or even if it gets checked it can cause permanent nerve damage. I dont' need that shit my body is already falling apart. I am pretty much in constant pain as it is. I went to the doctor and had them look at my hip, my foot, my face (chicken pox), and my enormouse cock. I had them check that out so I could use my "I know but fucking look at it". Oh just kidding.

Well I got a whole bunch of prescriptions and I scheduled a physical to get a full blood work up to make sure everything is working and I don't have AIDS or something worse. I feel really trashed overall. I was sitting there at home on Tuesday I got up my hip stopped working so I'm limping to the bathroom I have big sores on my face my foot hurt like hell from the infection on it, and I just felt fucking old and run down. It's like everything is just shutting down or something. Well the physical will hopefully check out ok, cause I sure as hell don't feel great. Well enough about that.

I did Comedy at Club Broadway in Everett. Lets just say it didn't go well. Here are the particulars 12 people in a room that could have fit 300 or more. The place had a balcony for christ sake. They had two shows because apparently they wanted to waste as much space as they could in their club. It was myself Matt Ralston and Joe Vespaziani. Joe is awesome he did the show without a microphone and did as well as you could expect in a situation like this. The crowd was there to see the cover band coming up afterwards did I mention that? Oh what a shitty shitty night that was. I actually had a really fun time talking to a crowd that could care less whether I was dead or not. I just sat up there and talked about stuff I wanted to talk about. I talked about how crime infested Everett is. I basically did my jokes and stared at what looked like a cafeteria. The situation was ludicrous to the point of being fun, at least for me. I am doing a show in Marysville tomorrow should be a good time nod nod wink wink.

I realized that is the second casino I've played in my life where it was just silent the whole time and indifference was the emotion. I realized how much better I handled it this time versus the first time when I failed miserably two months into my comedy career. I actually got laughs from the 12 in attendance this time and looked like I was trying even though I was mailing it in like a contest voucher. I am much better then I used to be, yea me.

The Enforcer reminds you to "recycle reuse"

"Is it good juggling?"