Last night was a strange night, I didn't plan on doing any time but there I was at the basement of the Underpants. I Mc'd and the show on a whole sucked pretty bad. Boxfart and the butterknife and some dipshit who told me that he was up from the comedy store in San Diego like I give a shit were there. Butterknife told me that he didn't give a shit he was going to just go up and fuck around cause they aren't paying him so they aren't going to get the "Greenjeans". I think he is nuts. He went up and ate shit like it was a snickers. I truly have no idea what goes through that guys head. His last bit made absolutely no sense and he didn't care. The club manager was non plused and I think that butterknife has to watch his ass or the time is going to start disappearing for him. He told me that he thinks I'm hilarious which was cool though. i don't dislike the guy I just don't understand not caring if you suck. Boxfart did his usual satire without punchlines or insight and I can't listen to it anymore. He is a nice guy but I find seal beatings to be funnier. OK now for the dipshit from San Diego he comes up to me before I introduce him and goes "I'm up from the comedy store in San Diego" I said ok...good for you. I don't know if he wanted me to introduce him that way like anyone gives a shit about that. Oh YOUR FROM THE big time almost L.A. only a couple hundred miles away. What do they have a softball team at the comedy store or something is this guy on some team or something. I don't walk around saying I'm The Enforcer from The Underpants in Seattle when I'm visiting Spokane. By the way he sucks shit so apparently he is third string at the comedy store. Their JV squad isn't that great apparently.

Mastermind was the only other mafia member in attendance he did well in fact I thought he was really good actually. He looked comfortable in his skin and comfortable with his jokes. I think his delivery has come a long way. I think the two of us were the only comics all night to get laughter. The highlight for me was when the manager told me that the highlight of the night was a new bit of mine and that he thinks it's brilliant. I got the brilliant tag on that joke a few times and that is confusing I didn't think I was capable of brilliant but it makes me squeal like a schoolgirl to hear it nonetheless.

I have a pork chop waiting for me at home tonight we'll see if I choose pork or comedy tonight....tough choices when your living large.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson