It is Monday I didn't blog anything all weekend. My weekend was a monumental piece of shit. I worked at the Nine Pound Hammer cause I needed money (I work the door). I went home at 2:30 on Friday and laid around all day Saturday I was just exhausted the next day. Saturday night Scott tried to kill me with booze we drank after hours until like I don't know what time. I woke up Sunday at 3 which completely fucked up my day. I did some errands and then it was dark what a shitty day.

Well on to comedy because of work I didn't do any comedy on Friday or Saturday. Last night I did an open mic. Daniel Tosh was in town who is extremely funny I was very impressed at what I heard at the open mic and I heard he was awesome the whole weekend. I was not very happy with my set, I rushed a little and feel like I took a few steps backwards. That said I am not worried about it I am just going to relax and learn from my mistakes.

I like pork

Love,

The Enforcer


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson