Where did my grand plans go?

I am going to start fucking blogging I can only masturbate so much while staring at a dirty apartment.

I had all these plans to concentrate on comedy while getting out of debt, but things happened. Lets take a look at the list of stuff that happened. I didn't receive my unemployment for a long time child support took too much money...blah blah...I got a DUI uh..oh... can't blame anyone else for that one ...fuck.

I am in a world of hurt but I will get through it, I am going to start working on the road as soon as possible. I am really excited. I have amazing friends, fuck it everything will be fine.

I have the mastermind he'll get me out of this thing he always has a good plan.

I am back to enjoying comedy again, I think being sober is the best thing I ever did for it. I am thinking clearly and have some ambition, makes me wonder how many bad things in my life have happened partly because of the fact I'm a um heavy drinker. One big difference is I have talked to women a couple of times after going out and have realized how fucking boring they are and wanted to get a long ways away from them. I am not sure I would have made that decision drunk, I may have been attracted to them ..gasp!

Any of you fuckers new to this particular blog should know that I don't spellcheck and really give a shit how bad my grammar because I don't care, this isn't Faulkner. Oh also I fucking love pork. I have decided to cut back a little on my pork diet, and eat more lean meats. Don't get me wrong me and swine are still tight we are just seeing other people right now.

Oh also because I'm sober and I am making better decisions with women doesn't mean I don't want to fuck ninety percent of the population cause I do, I just have to adjust to clearer vision of what I want to have sex with and then lie to myself.

Take it sleazy -> I love the 80's

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson