Match.com

I signed up for Match.com about a year ago, I've never used the service but I get emails everyday from them. They send me my matches for the day, they give them percentages of compatibility. This morning the top match (97%) was cute so I check out her profile. She says in her "About my date" section that she is looking for a black man 5'11" or taller. I don't think that I'm a perfect match for her. I guess the 3% is the race.

Sometimes I get a kick out of doing help desk support for people. Most of the time it makes me wish that I had gone to school for something drastically different. Today I go down to help this lady who is pissed cause her computer laptop isn't booting. First off she acts as if I'm some extension of the computer and is mad at me somehow for it not working. The error says "please reset date/time" then it takes her to the CMOS to change the date and time. Instead of changing the date and time to the current one she calls me. She doesn't want to change the date and time she wants to know why it's doing this and to make it stop. I say because the date and time are wrong that isn't good enough. Why is the date and time wrong, listen lady I don't fucking know do you want me to "Mind meld" with the fucking thing. I set the date and time and it worked fine. Off I went, she was pissed that the machine had somehow wronged her. I left her to her pouting and came up and grabbed some coffee and wrote this. Fucking people, how bout learning how to fix your shit so I don't have to have this job. How bout that.

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