I wanted to comment on something that happened last night. I was talking to Peter Gre** after the show and I told him that he is too nice for comedy. He didn't know how to take it so I backed off and I told him that he is a nice guy and its a compliment but.....what I should have said is "yes you need to stop being the nice everyone in comedy get along guy" that is going to bring you grief. I personally really like Peter but he has to get some edge. He is a cauldron of pissed off but he hides behind a smile. He hates his ex who fucked him over, but he is watching her cats while she goes on vacation with her new guy. What the fuck! That guy just needs to let it out, punch something, tear his clothes off and scream WHORE until the cops come. He should just scream out his window "You fucking whore you ruined my life now do you like little Petey I hope you burn in hell you fucking cunt". Then drink yourself so drunk you wake up with the music cranked at noon the next day laying naked on the floor in front of a repeating porno on your TV. Go out punch the next guy who fucks with you then find some stupid chick, hate fuck her with your ex's picture taped to her face. Leave before she wakes just be an asshole for a week so you don't end up exploding and taking out a bunch of people when you finally lose it. It IS healthy to be upset with people. She is a cunt for asking you to watch her cats so she can fuck her new guy in the place that she and Peter went 5 times together (can you believe that shit) so tell her "no I am not watching your cats, cunt..." slam. Instead of that he lets her push him around again, she doesn't respect him or she wouldn't have asked. He got to borrow her car while she's gone well dude go crash into something, set it on fire and drop it over a cliff and report it stolen I'll drive the get away car. YOU need to stand up for yourself or women are going to use you and call you a pussy behind your back. Women don't want a pussy they want someone who is an equal, a fucking man who doesn't ask whether he can he just does, he doesn't ask if can touch the boobie he just does it. DON'T BE A PUSSY KILL HER CATS AND CRASH HER CAR it's time Peter to do something that shows your real feelings. Peter grow a couple balls and let us welcome you to the fold of men.

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson