Well where to start, I didn't blog anything yesterday because we were busy as a one legged midget in a short mans ass kicking contest. I had a great weekend it was relaxing I got lots of time to just sit there and stare out the windows. I didn't feel rushed the whole weekend. I wish every weekend was like that.

I did time both nights out at Laughs friday I wasn't that happy with my act on Friday but I thought I did much better on Saturday. On Friday night I mc'd and LD did 20 minutes in what should have been a five minute set. We started giving her the light at 5 minutes she did twenty anyway. She wasn't fucking funny at any point in the show she is just likes to screw other comics over. I finally just went up and stood next to the stage until she got off. Oh how I hate her. Well Saturday was a much better deal both nights were packed but the Saturday show just had a much better energy mostly cause some bitch named LD didn't screw the whole night up.

Sunday I went to a Superbowl party and saw Janet Jacksons boob and that made me happy. I drank all day ended up with my pants around my ankles at one point which is pretty typical for me at this point. I did time on Sunday night after a long day of drinking and I did surprisingly well. I must have done at least 15 minutes the second half of which was just improv....drunk improv but it worked.

Last night I went to the Comedy Underpants and I did shitty, I got compliments but I know I did shitty. The night was probably the best open mic I've seen in awhile. I hope the people who saw it don't think that is some kind of indication of the level of talent normally at an open mic. Because if they come back they will be dissapointed.

I don't have anything funny to say other then I watched the first half of Bad Santa last night and it is funny as ****.

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson