The Nicole Atkins show

Ok I have to admit it as much as I wanted to be in denial. Pegasus is not worth doing anymore. Not because I ate shit tonight, no I deserved that. No it has become Nicole Atkins black lesbian bonanza night and therefore it should be left for her and the headliner every night and everyone else shouldn't waste their time trying to do it. The moron ratio is just too high.

I think they should just be able to mentally masturbate on stage doing shitty material and making their equally retarded friends laugh while turning more and more less moronic people away at the door until it is just one big retard festival full of shiny objects and drool cloths. First ten in the door receive a shiny whistle that you can blow all night till your mommy and daddy read you to sleep. Ah tards you have a night yippy skippy, you are not so out of the norm in America you have your own night to talk and laugh and drink then fuck and spawn all kinds of half to fully retarded kids that then swim back of the river of stupid and do likewise.

I am done with you Pegasus until the tard factor is less.

I have enough issues with my shitty comedy and life to have to talk to you and your future extra chromosome spawn.

Good night and god bless,

The Enforcer