I need to get something off my chest
Monday night was an amazingly bad night of comedy. A break your will to live kind of night. By the end of the show I had no fight in me anymore, I just let them punch me.
Gabriel on his blog mentioned some of the worst jokes he had done, it's a great blog. Well
I did on stage on Monday one of the worst jokes I've ever conceived. I had a joke about the war that I wanted to do and that I like but I wanted to do two jokes. I came up with another Bush joke right after it. It was just horrible.
Here is the schlock I did on stage.
"I haven't seen an administration this full of shit ....since the last one. The difference is that the dick in office last time got a blowjob the Dick in office this time is going to make a Billion dollars from Halliburton".
Well how lame is this let's count the ways first I made a reference to Liewiensky I think that subject has been covered quite enough on stage thank you. Second the rest of it makes little sense to the premise and most importantly is more of an unfunny statement then a joke. When I do this joke I remind myself why I don't do political humor. I don't have insight into politics and should stay away from the subject altogether.
My latest joke is this
"I'd vote for Bush but Bush is a cunt" how is that....better.....that's what I thought I will leave the politics to those who read.
Thank you for listening,
Geoff The Enforcer Brousseau
"So does anyone here like Ludicris?"

3 Comments:
It's "Lewinsky."
Thank you.
The Commander
"If It Spells, We Can Kill It"
Heyyy..... I like Ludacris!! How did you know?
Yours in vagina blood farting,
Killorn
I've never made a missteak in my life.
The Commander
"Delta Squadron Spelling Forces"
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