You're either with pork or against us all

Notice to all,

There are a few things I will not fucking put up with. One: talking poorly of pork Two: Talking poorly of Pork Three: Being interrupted Mid - Cutlet.

There have been circumstances that I think we all are aware of where I have been forced to carry the flag for pork once again. Why must this happen can't we all agree that Pork is above the morose. Goddamnit I plead to the good people in cyberspace please just leave my meat alone.

So are you with me! Let us not allow the naysayers nairdowells (hairless bad people) and other loose cannons to ruin the sanctuary we call the Internet.

Please it will only take a moment to ally yourself against the NPP (non pork-loving-sonsabitches) and stand with me as we slay the hordes of non-believers and feed their innards to the buzzards. I need a few good men and women to stand against these oppressors. Are you with me! Say it with me "NO JUSTICE NO PORK" "NO JUSTICE NO PORK". GODDAMMIT SCREAM IT INTO THE AIR LET THE WORLD KNOW WHERE YOU STAND!!

AHHHHHHHHH................................................................!!! (sounds of my desk being destroyed as I flip it over and jump through the adjacent window).

I need you and more importantly Pork needs you in this most precarious hour. Hold your ham sandwich high and let them know that you are sick of it and ain't takin it any more.

There are only two types of people in this world pork lovers and sonsabitches. What are you!

That is all,

The Enforcer

"Is it good juggling?"