Who wants some

I am in the midst of quite a week. I went to a great party through my work actually one of the most fun parties I've ever been to. Also they gave me an Ipod which is now like the coolest thing I own. Second place is some old shoes a man with a hacking cough gave me.

I got an invite to the Seattle International Comedy competition which was pretty sweet. I wasn't planning on going this year so it was a nice surprise. I think the whole thing will be really fun. Then I was sitting there at my desk on Tuesday and I got an email from a girl I haven't seen in awhile telling me that she got a sexy cop outfit for Halloween and asked me if she should come over if I've been bad. "OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN!". I don't know whats going on but I like it, all the stars must be aligned.

Last night I got invited to another contest at Giggles. Apparently it is contest time of the year for me. I don't like contests but it's a chance to do time. That said I'm competing against Al Foxx who has brain damage. I think everyone knows you just can't beat brain damage. The guy with brain damage always wins except in a spelling bee. Especially in the first round, no ones going to vote for me over the dude who can't talk so well. Who wants to be the asshole voting against Al. I'm really just a prick for even competing against him.

So I imagine I'll be making different plans for tomorrows show.

Officer Down!

-The Enforcer says "Stay in school"

"Is it good juggling?"