Now I'm moving on.

I have thought about actually sitting down and writing a blog out so that it is a little clearer a little more well written. What that means is that I haven't posted anything in two weeks. So screw it here is another in a long line of poorly written bad grammar havin blogs that I spew from time to time.

I am at a bit of downward spiral comedically right now. Which is great because I'm going on Tour for a month coming up soon. I don't know what I'm doing on stage right now. Writing has always come pretty easy so I have become lazy(I was always lazy but I could write stuff if I had to). Now for the first time I just can't seem to write a joke worth a shit. The new stuff I have written sucks ass. I knew it wasn't any good I just hadn't written anything else. I am racking my brain right now trying to come up with something........anything.

Last night I went to CU then on to pegasus which can be a back breaker for me. I have had two day hangovers from eating shit at Pegasus. You know after going there I was thinking how amazing the scene here is to learn comedy. You can go to club open mic then go out to pegasus and work in front of a hostile bar crowd. Go to Laughs and work in front of people who are tight and hard to make laugh. You really get experience in all types and this is just in one week. After these you can work the clubs on the weekend in front of large good crowds. Pretty amazing when you think about it.

Here are two jokes that I did last night that I came up with a long time ago that have never worked I thought they were funny but they aren't. I don't know why I brought them back. I said this one because I got mad at the CU crowd last night

"So I was recently fucking a dog, the dog looked back at me and started barking. I said what is that boy? Timmy's trapped in a well?"

That joke is so unfunny but it tickles me for some reason, plus it's offensive which is really fun to do sometimes.

The other one I did was my spanking a 9 year old boy joke you can imagine how that one goes. That one actually gets laughs from time to time but mostly groans.

I used to open with that which is amazing to me now. I just say it now whenever I want to make the crowd hate me.

last night at pegasus was pretty amazing really, everyone was very funny. The crowd was really responsive I enjoyed myself. Pegasus can be a good and when it's good it's a blast.

Duane Goad was fucking brilliant last night at pegs he was the tightest I have seen him maybe ever. Doing all kinds of new stuff, pretty damned impressive.

Andy told me about this last night. I forgot this was up. Pretty nice of Theresa I am going on the tour through laff club so hence my comedian of the month. Thank you Laff club very nice of you.

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