Good morning. Well I went out last night and my attempts to clean up my life have been put on hold a little. I decided this week that I was bored with going out and drinking and that I would drink maybe once or twice a week, get out of debt and take control of my life. Well I drank until two last night much like the night before. I will say this I am trying to drink less and I will suceed I hope. I decided yesterday to make a date with my couch and I fell asleep as soon as I got home. However that ole whore comedy started beckoning me, next thing I know I'm sitting in a car at 2 AM being asked by the Mastermind if I'm ok to drive. You know what is amazing to me. Last night I had a total of 7 beers all night and I was happy that I cut back so much. I was sober when I went home. How bad a drinker do you have to be to be proud of cutting back to only 7 beers a night.

Ok back to Pork which is now my favorite meat. See pork is cool cause it makes up several of my favorite things such as sausage, bacon, pork chops, and ham. That is the fantastic four right there.

I am bored with the atkins diet right now, I have gotten lazy and I haven't been cooking as much interesting shit so I am just having the same thing every night. I have become a bit better at cooking in fact a lot better at cooking. I got a foreman grill for christmas which has ruined everything because I have stopped cooking interesting shit cause it's so fast. I have to go back to cooking food with the oven and stovetop. I went from cooking chicken with Bernaise to dinners that I cook in a total of five minutes. I haven't eaten out in months I make dinner every night I need to take back my kitchen and start cooking some good stuff again.

I still however buy lunch which is stupid, so that is the next thing I will start making. I am excited about 2004 this is my year I feel it. My comedy has arrived I think and I am going to start killing it this I see a lot of chicks, laughter, and sobriety in 2004 hmmm well any of the three will suffice.




"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson