The Go Club? Stop.

Well first night of the competition is over and I did it! I didn't care about it, I thought I would break down and want to know my score. After about an hour on the road I realized it was gone, all the desire to know how I was doing was gone. Now I am going to have some fun this weekend cause I don't give a shit how I do. It is one thing to say "I don't care" it is a different thing to actually not care, and I thought I was going to care.

Well how did I do uh... shitty. I worked really hard up there and they didn't like me, so without thinking I said "I don't fucking like you guys either, but lets continue". This not the way to score points in a contest. That is however the point where I realized that I didn't care. I am happy that I addressed the fact that they weren't giving me the love I wanted. I have no idea why my shit wasn't working and I normally don't like to talk to crowds that way. I thought my delivery was good, although it is hard to get momentum when people are staring at you. Last night was just weird I thought I was going to light em up and I think I had the right energy and then nothing. On a good note while I was pacing (I'm a pacer before going up and occasionally a shitter) backstage three girls went by and gave me the smile so now I get to picture them in schoolgirl outfits, and pretend that they would be willing to have sex with me.

I have no idea what happened last night I have never delivered that set and not had it go over well. I hope it's an anomoly cause I have two shows tonight. I am going to kick some ass do a half gainer into the crowd while simutaneously masturbating feverishly and blowing my load on the stage. Wow that last comment was weird. I will fucking kill this weekend and that is all I care about. That is what I thought going to do last night however and um....listen Go Club fuck off ok, I won't let you make me cry again.

This weekend is about pissing on electric fences, jumping rope on a razor blade, crapping in a bums mouth, flipping off gang bangers, just leaping, taking chances goddammit and I don't give a SHIT about contests hallefuckinglu.

Touch my balls Go Club,

The Enforcer


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson