fuck you world

The world is stupid and I fucking hate it. I honestly think that everyone in this country is stupid and deserves nothing but bad things to happen to them. This is news J-Lo and I ask you who cares, I'll tell too many fucking people. Jennifer can't wait to marry as many times as she can. She is a no talent good looking person that too many of you fuckhead idiot banal boring americans can't get enough of. I hope she gets into a crash dies so that you can all show up with candles to her hometown or some such bullshit and mourn a woman taken too soon with so MUCH talent and so MUCH beauty who finally found her true love only to be taken from us sooooo soon. Instead of what is actually going to happen which is a divorce in two months that you will all be soooo surprised about. God someone shoot her please fucking no talent hack. Fucking broad cant' sing act or carry on an interesting conversation but boy can she wear the right clothes around award time.

I hate the world and the world hates me.

I went up to an open mic last night that sucked so much ass they should have called it "Ass vacuum" instead.

They put me up as the headliner (last) which was at the 3 hour mark. I got up and yelled at the crowd for a little while. I was so fucking pissed at how bad most of them were, I had to say something. I implored them to stop grabbing their cocks which 7 fucking male comics and two female comics did.

They all sucked the dick of some asshole from LA who made big that used to work out of that club a lot and as soon as he left they all just took shots at him for the rest of the night. He was a black guy and while he was doing jokes everyone started with the black shit "you go!" "say it you know you know" "yeah uh huh yep yep" "oh my god he din't" as soon as he was gone they were like "he fucking sucks he is barely on Mad TV. So I told them they were hypocrite fucks for doing that and stupid lets just say the crowd wasn't liking me.

I am not going to be nice anymore I just don't care.

I missed the whole episode at the GIGGLES show with Nick Depaulo on Friday night.

I went to a ballet recital with my daughter and she looked so beautiful doing her ballet. She was so graceful and beautiful she made so proud. I am a fan of Ballet I was so impressed with how the top students were so powerful and graceful, and fucking hot damn I want to go out with a ballet dancer. Let's just say I don't know how old these girls are that I oggled so that can't be wrong right? I also saw a boobie which was nice.

I miss Seattle.

I shouldn't have written today I am too depressed and in a suicidal mood right now.

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson