introspection

World,

Last night I watched Spanglish the movie with Adam Sandler (Who I'm changing my mind on, he made punch drunk love, this and something else I liked) I absolutely loved the movie. I wish more movie's made me feel like this film did. It's some light fluff but I loved it. Any movie that makes me really care about the characters and has even a remote sense of realism and depth to the characters is rare. I went to bed with a smile on my face after that movie god I wish more movies were good.

Speaking of movies I am feeling a little blue (pardon the pun) I was taking an inventory of the pornos I currently own and holy shit I have become a sad little man wrapped in raincoat who scares kids.

I could not believe the filth I own (I burned them onto DVD). I was taking a look at the titles and feeling kind of like I had hit rock bottom on the porn wagon.

Here are some of the titles

"From her ass to her mouth" wow I don't even like saying this one out loud. That whole ass to mouth move isn't my favorite but I believe I have touched myself during this one. Wow what a sad man I have become.

"Teenage Spermaholics #2" Man I better put this one on my resume this is one I'm proud to have in the old collection. I don't think I need to describe this one, just believe me these girls have problems sperm being the least of their concerns. Starring in this diddy is a bigger issue. Me owning this one and stroking the old hog to it is saddest of all.

"Assploitations" not only is the name shitty but so is the "movie". I am mostly embarassed of this one cause it sucks.

"Me Luv U long time #5" First I think it's funny they are on number 5, but second I am embarassed about this asian orientated porn because it is HACK.

"Just over 18 #6" Don't judge they said "over".

"School of hard cock" Oh man this is one to put on the mantle, jesus christ Geoff why...how.

Finally "Buttman's anal divas" and "Anal Trainer" ....oh jeez this is sad how the hell did I end up here? Man having to actually read these out loud in my head made me feel bad for myself. If you notice not a lot of "couple orientated" films in the bunch. For some reason most of this stuff hasn't caught on with the ladies yet. Oh god I'm a sad little man.

Off to shower,

-Geoff

"Is it good juggling?"