Wazzu in the hizzle

Pullman rules, I haven't been there since I was two years old. What a cool ass place. I had a lot of fun. Tony and I originally were supposed to do 45 and 1.5 hours respectfully. Which is lot. Killorn decided to come with us which helped she ate up 30 minutes. Then I inexplicably did an hour.

An hour.

That is a milestone for me.

Was it good? Was I good for an hour...

absolutely not. I ate hot lead for most of the show. The stuff that got the best reaction was the stuff I riffed.

Here are some of my riffed jokes.....

"I am staying at a shithole in Lewiston thanks to the people who put this show on. Well it's not a complete shithole I have satellite tv well when the burning crosses aren't interfering with the signal"

-That Joke got a "Jesus Christ this guy stinks" from a guy near the bathroom.

To a guy who took my picture "Oh fucking great you're taking my picture now my failure can be in someone's scrapbook"

-Silence

"I would like to thank the young women here who even though they are here with their moms still dressed trampy ...Don't let them tell you what to do you're a big girl now"

-Hatred

"Oh you guys are so polite thank you for ssshing everyone that is really nice I appreciate that...how bout this though ssssshhhhhhhhhhhutt the fuck up!"

-Mix of hatred and fear

Ok all jokes aside Killorn did REALLY well. Tony did REALLY well. I shit the bed for 45 of the 60 minutes I was on stage. I truthfully don't know what I did wrong. Do I have an hour....helll no. I did some stuff that as it left my mouth I realized that there is a reason I don't do that anymore on stage. They laughed at the end so when I left they told me how much they liked me....only because they couldn't remember the other 45 minutes of my act I guess.

On a plus side two racist fucks told me how much they appreciated my humor after the show threw in the N word and then I told them to shut the fuck up. Apparently something in my act led them to believe I was in the Klan or something. Oh when I did my joke where I ask people to raise their hand if their racist 6(6!) people raised their hand. That joke only works if no one raises their hand.

They told us how much they like the show so..job well done I guess. I have a lot of work to do.

The Enforcer says "College doesn't make you smart and the future of our country is stupid"

"Is it good juggling?"