ok I just had something funny happen to me

I was over getting a diet coke at the 7/11 across the street from work and I started having a nervous breakdown. I was pouring the viscous liquid when I started crying.

Then I realized it wasn't the best place to cry although I've seen bums in there crying before. I also realized that the last time I cried was when I put my dog to sleep and before that when my daughter was being born and before that telling a buddy about the time I was molested by a guy when I was 8 and before that when I was graduating high school and I realized that I had managed to fuck around for four years to the point that I was graduating with a 1.87 GPA and I was looking at either military or shitty jobs for a long time. I chose shitty jobs btw.

I realized that bouncing a check for rent is nowhere near as big a deal as these things and I was being a giant pussy.

Ok perspective can be a giant relief.

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson