my life is rad if rad meant suck ass

I stayed home last night, I heard from the Mastermind about last night at Conor Byrne. Oh man how I hate fucking hippies and PC fuckheads who talk about art like they owned it and are art's caregivers. Oh how I hate you you fucking pseudo intellectual Jerry jingly rock whale song listening to mushroom sticker in the back of your smoking volkswagon bus or more likely SUV air stealing egg sucking comfortable sandle yuppy fucks. Sounds like I made the right choice. I stayed home didn't eat and drank a fifth with a little help. I had fun though so no worries. I actually wanted to watch 24 cause I rented the second half of season one after I watched the first half over the weekend. I am hooked and need my fix. That Jack Bauer is always getting into trouble. Oh Jack.

I am doing some comedy tonight I have some new bits that need work. My porn historian bit is a long way from complete and I need to work it out.

I have a funny story that I'm not sure I have blogged before. Jack Sha**** who does a "New York" accent (if New York was in Bellevue) for reasons only he knows. Well my friends came and watched me and they started talking to him because they are FROM New York and lived there their whole lives. I over hear this my friend: "It is so hard to get conishes(I don't know how to spell them) here" JS: "Tell me about it" still in his accent. Maybe I should make it clear that JS lives in Seattle and has forever. I couldn't bring myself to out him in front of my friends but how weird. Young comics don't do "funny" voices to get laughs just write good jokes.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson