My weekend my life and a story about pork

I would like to quickly summarize my weekend. I went to Laughs Friday and Saturday. Friday there was a small crowd 3 comics I liked one of the comics she knows who she is. She doesn't like her stuff which means she will end up funnier for caring. If you think you're great and get satisfied that equals unfunny. I didn't really think I did very well either night, man I just dont' know what I'm doing on stage right now. The crowd seemed to like me ok so I guess I shouldn't get so worried....see above. Saturday no comics showed up and the place was sold out, I left because there was no place to sit that is how full it was. I think I did 10-12 on Saturday again I didn't feel like I was doing very well but the crowd seemed to like me ok.

I think that the reason I don't like what I'm doing right now is that my sets are hap hazard and not organized very well. I will work on that soon.

My life is a fucking living hell right now. I have no money and I need to move out now. I can't sleep past 6:30 in the morning any more because the work outside is so loud on my building. I woke up to CLANG CLANG "HEADS UP!" when someone dropped a huge metal thing that banged its way down the side of my building. My room was shaking this morning when they were working. They were also working on my fucking deck can you believe that huh huh? Oh well sometimes god tests you to find out what kind of guts you have. Thats what I hear I don't believe in god so I just think life is fucking with me just for shits and giggles.

Status star log 2120 on a mission to eat pork and be happy. I am sad to report I have not eaten pork or a pork product in weeks. This is due mostly tho the fact that I don't have any food in my house. This morning I had chicken breakfast sausage which is totally yummy but doesn't have any fat. My heart has to work hard enough keeping my liver functioning I don't want to put undo pressure on it.

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson