it's 9:56 do you know where your drunk son is Mom?

Holy shit its 9:57 and I am through a six pack of Miller Lite I had sitting around the house. I just got done doing some Kung Fu after air guitarring to some punk rock. I also talked to GLott
I want to mouth kiss him I love that guy. Some might think that air guitaring doing Kung Fu and Shadow boxing with furniture is immature and shows well to put it bluntly that one has a drinking problem. I disagree I find it indeering others might not that is why I love me and don't give a fuck what others think. Killorn told me that I come across as an asshole to comics that don't know me and that worried me a little bit. I have been doing comedy for a little while now and I know some of the new comics have felt nervous about talking with me but truthfully I thought that was cause I hung out with The Mastermind and they were just scared of him. Well if I came across that way I'm sorry please feel to talk to me I am not a jerk, that is however if you suck as a comic please don't talk to me at all ok. That way I don't have to say something mean that will humiliate you forever in front of all the comics that you look up to and are trying to impress. That said I can't wait to talk to all the new comics.

Fuck you all .....I'm sorry was that inappropriate?,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson