Fernando came calling

Sometimes when I have the ability to float up above my life and look down upon it with some perspective I am able to smile cheshire like at it's ridiculousness.

I moved into my apartment 4 months ago. They have scaffolding completely surrounding the building with plastic around that. My view now looks out on scaffolding and white plastic. I was awoken this morning by a crew of men most of whom I know their names now at 7 AM. Prior to 7 they apparently just show up to the job site and randomly drop loud things and bang into stuff. They were working on the scaffolding directly out my bedroom door. Literally 6 feet from my head. "Fernando no no aqui" followed my crashing on my deck. I also believe that there was someone who had a mallet who's job was just to bang on metal for no reason. BANG BANG BANG crash crash sounds of guys having a conversation and working and looking in my windows this was my morning. I am exhausted. I have to move out after only living in my apartment for 4 months, I've barely broken her in yet. My life stinks.

How is it that I find an apartment that I absolutely love and it's sold one month later and I have to move out. That is absolutely hilarious absolutely fricking hilarious.

I am in the toilet right now with my comedy I did ok last night but I felt very off could be the construction directly outside of my window who knows.

Thank you Fernando,

The Enforcer


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson