back to sunshine and puppies

Well I got a job or "miracle" as I referred to it before. It pays well and blah blah blah. Most importantly it is loaded with hot women.

So I will have a job finally.

I get to stay in Seattle for the time being.

Now unemployment will be a distant memory. I already miss thee.

I won't miss the constant questions in my head like "how much to they give you for plasma" "will they pay for my cum?" "Are old ladies easy targets" "Do you think I'll do a LOT of time the first time I get caught" "Can you please pass the cheetos imaginary buddy...oh what did you say ...oh yeah I like this porno too"

I also don't have to constantly explain what I'm doing stroking my rod at the jizz booth on a Monday at noon to the guy through the glory hole next to me.

Now that I'm back in the working world I can say shit like "hey bitch looking for an employed stud" instead of "hey bitch I want your ass".

Oh man welcome back to the working world. Where the air is a little sweatier and warm with hopes that will never be fulfilled.

I can start using Moneytree again (you have to have a job to use their stupid company).

I work here

So far everyone I have met is really cool. My boss looks a lot like Ricky Gervais which was really funny to me when he was showing me around the office and cracking jokes.

Later assholes,

The motherfucking Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson