Ronald Fucking Reagan

I find it of great irony that they chose to make a federal holiday to mourn Ronald Reagan's death on my birthday. I fucking hate Reagan. I was so fucking embarassed of him when he was in office. He was the opitomy of the out of touch leader. He was also someone who said and did things that made me cringe long before I really had opinions on politics. He made me hate politics, it's the reason I don't do political jokes I just don't find politics funny. If the people of this country could elect the fuckskull to two terms then I don't fit in and my opinion doesn't matter. I stopped thinking politics was funny when this jackass was in office. I was afraid to turn on the news at night and find out what new fucking idiotic thing he had done.

My uncle who is a dye in the wool republican mentioned "wow I think it's funny they got all these people who trashed him on the news saying all these nice things about him, all of the sudden no one can say a mean thing about him". So I said "well let me be the first to say that guy was an asshole who took one of my jokes away from me when he died that fuckhead".

Reagan exchanged hostages for the hostages in Iran as a political move after talking about how "soft" Carter was. He set the war on Terrorism back, what a tough guy. He put us in a debt that we will never get out of. He allowed money to be used without the knowledge of congress to fund contras (which is much worse then watergate or getting your cock sucked in the oval office). He tried every year to censor art in all of it's forms with the guidance of the Moral Majority. I am sorry if I don't think my birthday should be a day to celebrate this fucking cocksuckers death.

Fuck you Reagan burn in hell.

Reagan get the bozak,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson