Pioneer Square

I started my job which is across from Occidental park or as some people call it - BUM PARK.

I am sure that I will start to see some pretty cool shit day to day.

Coming into work today I saw something pretty sweet. I look over and there is this bum standing in front of the door to my company. There is a guy approaching him in a business suit. The guy is missing an arm. The bum goes "Are you missing an arm" the guy goes "uh yeah" and walks in to the building. I look down and the bums pants are hanging and his cock is just sitting there for everyone to see. That is fucking sweet.

The new company I work for is chalk full of good looking people men and women. I guess advertising is where the beautiful people work. I am starting to think they just hired me for balance.


Got to go,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson