Spanking is free but the degradation will cost you

I have currently lost a great deal of confidence on stage. That isn't very neat. The neat part is that I have been writing a lot. I have come up with a whole slew of new stuff. Some of it works some doesn't.

I was very surprised that my new opening joke didn't work last night. I won't judge it based on that cause that was no indication of anything. That was pretty bad open mic even though there were some decent comics in the house. It was just that the bad was so bad that it felt well um... bad.

I really like some of my new material, I can't wait to work it out on stage. Some of the stuff I wrote is just stupid, but that will be fun to do on stage as well.

oh in other news chicks don't like me still.

Touch this honey,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson