The courtship of Sophie's father

I had an odd night last night. I was so exhausted yesterday that I could barely think. I haven't been that way in a long long time. I got my daughter at 10 and kept her until her mom picked her up this morning at 11. Here is what I love about this, I watched my daughter because my ex had to go see her probation officer, that is so fucking funny I can't believe it. That bitch made me miserable for years I just love that she has to drive across the state and see a probation officer. I still see her honking and laughing at me when she sued me on my birthday. "I have to see my probation officer that I have to see cause I fucked with you one too many times, can you watch our daughter" NANANANANANA

Goddammit thats funny.

Started off this morning with a little bit of breakfast , eggs mixed with several vegetables and my old friend pork sausage. Just two sausages to spice things up a bit. I can now accomplish anything.

I am going to go do comedy tomorrow twice. Once at the underground once at pegasus, all new all rockin. I hope there are girls about cause I like girls and dammit they are all I can think about right now.

Touch my boobies,

The Enforcer



"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson