Alcohol make me no talk good

I went out with the Mastermind last night to Giggles. I drank too much. Which if you have ever read this is an ongoing problem I have. I didn't eat anything and was drunk pretty fast I tried to go on stage and improvise and I just couldn't get words out. I stared at the crowd several times unable to form words, oh man. I like the direction that my new stuff will take when I am not drunk though. I wish I could do comedy this weekend. The laugh off is going this weekend. I didn't get in I was beaten out for fifth place so I have to take a weekend off. I would like time at either Giggles or Laughs but no deal, cause they are both hosting the contest. I ain't going to the underground to do time on the weekend so screw it. They have some stinky comedy down there this weekend. Tina Kim and Chris Alpine. I've seen funnier seal beatings then what is going on there this weekend.

I started reading my blogs recently and I realized that I sound like an ego maniac. That is so cool just like me god dammit I am so rad and fucking hung like a horse well a horse with a big cock that is. I have been told that I am one of the most talented men outside of Rocco Siffredi when it comes to the ladies also. I should probably get paid for my "art" as they call it. God everyone tip your hat to me I rule.




"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson