Thursday is not hump day

I haven't done any comedy this week and I feel good. I have been doing some butt tapping instead and I like that too. Tonight I am going to some comedy and I can't wait. I have some new stuff I'm working on and I can't wait to do it in front of a crowd at Giggles (I hope there's a crowd).

I have been tired this whole week I think I have MONO or something. I don't think the contest tired me out that much. I am kind of bummed I am not in the contest this weekend because some friends of mine are in it and I like hanging out with them.

I am down to 192 which is awesome I am 2 pounds from my goal. So to celebrate I have been eating donuts.

I saw the movie called wonderland last night which is the story of John C. Holmes or Johnny Wadd as I call him, the legendary Porn star basehead and piece of shit who is considered along with that airline steward to be the largest spreader of aids in american history. The movie is about his role in the Wonderland killings in California in 1981. It stars Val Kilmer it is an ok movie another movie full of people who do drugs constantly and the pitfalls of doing that. It is an interesting movie, and I was surprised to learn that people in the adult industry don't always have their shit together...who knew?

I have thought about going into the adult business like every 14 year old boy who can't get laid thinks about at one given time while feverishly beating his meat to one of his first experiences with some anonymous filth. I'm glad I chose to work at food giant after high school graduation instead.

Have you ever heard the sounds that come from peep booths at an adult store that is some funny shit. Oh yeah uh yeah FUUCK YEAH. My favorite is when you hear the guy in the booth down from you adding his own commentary talking to the screen. Hey guy just beat off in silence like I'm doing ok, I don't need your commentary to realize that beating off in a booth is a humiliating experience.

Hugs and Booths,

The Enforcer


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson