I am horny

I just posted but I feel communicative today.

I have been extremely horny for awhile, cause I haven't had sex. When I have sex regularly I get ambivalent. Not so much anymore now I'm more like desperate. I have been having hard-ons that can only be cured by being beaten into submission if you know what I mean.

I called some girls that I know yesterday and got nothing. See you can't be a dick and never call back without having them take revenge on you. Personally I say good for them, now so you know I have been honest with them but a couple called lately and I haven't called back which is a dickesh thing to do. I just didn't want to have to say I don't want hang out cause it had nothing to do with any of them I just wanted to sit at home or go out and do comedy. Now I have nothing and no one is calling me back I get what I deserve.



"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson