Apparently you are looking for me or my friends.

i have no basis as to what to compare that audition against but do they normally base all their questions around drinking? What's your favorite drinking story, what do you drink, Where do you drink? Then they asked me if I have been caught beating off I felt like I was in an interview inside my mind. I don't know nor care how I did but man I hope they lob meatballs across the plate like that at my next audition.

Yes I'm a drunk who has been caught beating off before.

Thank you good night,

The Enforcer


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson