oh by the way

The Mastermind made mention of me being a pussy for not going to the underpants trainwreck of homeless people doing comedy. I will say this one more time fuck you underpants I don't want your monday you've wasted too much of my time. I have gone down there more times then I can count only to be bumped so people with jokes about giant vaginas and and and aw fuck it. I just think it is a lot of effort for a shitty night of comedy that I don't want to sit through. I will die happy knowing that I don't have to sit through one of those shit ass nights of comedy. It is a night for the new and the old I don't fit in, if I work for a living doing comedy or quit and come back in 5 years then maybe I won't get bumped. I am not wasting my time sitting at that place ever again.


Fuck you underpants,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson