well well

Wow it's been a little while since I blogged. The reason I haven't is that I just haven't felt like anything in my life was worth writing about. My daughter had her birthday last weekend. I ended up with three kids at my house staying the night. They were like drunk monster midgets causing destruction for kicks. By the time my daughter was gone I was so happy to have no kids in my house. My house is just destroyed.

I obviously didn't do any comedy this weekend, but I will say this the last two nights I have gone up I just ate shit.

My new favorite pick up line "I have clean towels" I heard that from a girl who had that one used on her.

I am not going to go out tonight and do comedy but tomorrow I am going to bring it cause I don't want to eat shit three nights in a row.

Rawk that shit homey,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson