I dont' feel funny but I'm back

Well it took me a whole day. I am for the most part a rosy person, but frankly I have been getting words of encouragement from people. My point wasn't to make people feel sorry for me, see I fucked up and therefore there should be no feeling bad for my situation. I got what I got coming. <-Nice sentence.

I have quit eating at work, like I said eventually I will remember to bring a lunch. See I have to act like I'm 10 because that's how I act too much of the time. Tough love.

I am not going out and doing comedy much anymore and if I do I won't be spending any money.

I have already started looking for a new place to live I have an appointment to look at what sounds like a nice two bedroom overlooking lake union on 40th up by Northlake pizza.

I also heard from my ex that the house she used to live in may be coming open and the cool part it is the upstairs apartment which is this killer high ceiling spacious apartment with a deck and sky lights and a fuck swing (well no fuck swing). The really cool part about this is that it is only 550 bucks a month and it is nearly as big as my apartment I currently have. There is also room for my daughter. Since my ex mentioned it lets just say its NOT going to happen so no sense in getting excited about that. The cool part is that my daughter used to live in the same place so it would be home like for her.

Again my ex said it so it isn't going to happen, but either way I will be moving out of my place at the end of the month if I can. I don't want to wait until I have to leave and then have to scramble to find a place.

I have been eating candy and cookies like it's going out of style. I think I was better off drinking every night. I had a cool experience with a freaking ridiculously hot woman the other night. I went to the store and really hot kind of club type looking chick and I got into an intense stare down, normally I get nervous and look away for some reason though we just stayed at it, I love that shit.

Peace love and baboon ass,

The Enforcer
"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson