Does this job come with Ray Bans?

I went home yesterday early cause I was sick. I just didnt' feel like sitting at work with snot running out of my nose at an alarming rate. Plus I just felt run down and crappy with a capital k.

I went home and slept for 16 hours. I feel better.

I got home at 1 went to bed slept till 9 watched City of lost children and ate about two pounds of meat. I then took a Xanax at 12 and went back to bed and slept till 8:15. I feel pretty good though. I am thinking about doing comedy tonight but I think that I may just pass.

My audition is today for a TV show apparently. I'm just guessing this is a big ruse to get me down there to serve a warrant for my arrest. I will blog after the audition should be interesting I'm hoping to get a good story out of it. I was sitting there on the ride into work today thinking about ridiculous the whole thing is. Comedy in the last year has given me some tremendous stories and made my life at least interesting. I love the fact that I am leaving for a tv show audition for a show I will never be on. I thought what if I got it. That would be completely ridiculous. Either way it doesn't matter so I will go have some fun crack a few jokes see if I can score some free coffee out of the deal and be on my way.

Touch my Force,

The Enforcer







"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson