I won't forget any of the people the little people

Yesterday was the one year anniversary of my comedy start. I set up my audition for the television show what ever it is. I'm a little worried it could be a sitcom or Fear Factor and I ain't jumping out of an airplane. What a weird deal the whole thing is. I am not going to get it (the part) but hell it can't hurt to have a talent agency know who I am.

I'm just in this for the pussy and fame so I'm on my way whoo weee.

I am so f-ing tired today and I have a cold. Today sucks and I'm not doing any comedy tonight I am just going to relax get some sleep.

I got the movie proof of life which is a Russel Crowe movie which I love. I am all excited to watch a little action tonight touch myself innappropriately quite a few times and sleep for ten hours. I have some stuffed flank steak at home waiting for me it ain't pork but it'll do in a pinch. I hung out with a girlie friend of mine who asked me (after I told her I didn't want a relationship last week) for a committed relationship....huh how many times are we going to go through this. I like her but I like being single very very single. Again nothing to do with her she's sweet and nice and all that I just like not having conversations like I had last night. I don't want to hurt anyone I just want to hang out have sex watch a movie hang out enjoy a nice merlot (or shot of everclear) and NOT HAVE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS ABOUT COMMITTED RELATIONSHIPS.

I'm black and I'm proud,

The Enforcer


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson