Capsule preview Geoff vs. Weekend

Well my previous post disappeared, and it was freaking large. Dammit, I don't know what I did with it.

Ok well this won't be as lengthy, Friday I went out with Glott and his girly friend she also had a friend with her. Her friend was very cute I found her a little boring and she talked too much about the car dealership she worked at. I wasn't attracted to her but she was a cute very nice girl. Saturday I drank till late. Funny story I was with Joe Larson and we stop by his house and he goes in to grab a couple of beers, ok this is his parents place as well. I have to piss he says just piss in the pond that's where he goes. I start pissing and I'm pissing like there is a hose attached to my ass cause I can't stop. Now I realize he's gone and I don't think his parents know me and I just wonder what they would have thought if they woke up to find some strange dude pissing in their pond.

I did time on Sunday and I think the new stuff is headed in the right direction. Hooray that means doing comedy will be fun for awhile while I work the new stuff out.

I got sent the same link about a 2000 pound pig that may be the largest in the world that just died of heart failure in China. Man can you imagine the fine cutlets you'd get off that fat tasty behemoth. I find it funny that people were sending me that link. I just sat and looked at the fat fat pig and mentally masturbated to the fine pieces of meat that could have come from that beautiful beast.

I think I'm taking a little time off from comedy I want to do it but I am broker then a really fucking broke thing right now.

I don't give two shits,

The Enforcer


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson