A trainwreck with bodies on the tracks

I haven't blogged for awhile but I thought today would be a great day to do it. I am wrapping up my treatment program tomorrow. I can't believe it's been a month. In a strange way I will miss it. The classes have become a big part of my life. Now don't get me wrong I will be dancing the dance fandango (I know) when it's over. Over the last three days I went to 6 AA meetings wrote a paper on my drinking and am working on a collage (I know). I have found that I can do no more then 3 meetings in a day before my head explodes.

Since my last blog I haven't done much in the way of comedy. I went up on Sunday at Jiggles. There were a lot of people and they seemed to like me, even though I was flogging my new/old bits with a cat o nine tails.

Tracy, Geoff, and I did our show last night. Saying the show didn't go well is a gross understatement. The only thing missin was someone holding a baby from a terrace and threatening to drop it. I think that having the show go horribly wrong like that makes the show better. Since it is a live show that stuff is going to happen, and nobody expects it to go perfectly. For god sakes it's public access. Now all of us want a perfect show each time out but screw it, I like us with all our flaws. Here are the things that went wrong. They put the tapes in the wrong order so I introduced stuff that wasn't there, then it came back to me staring madly at the camera sputtering stuff out like "well that wasn't the thing we wanted". We have decided to say screw it, we are doing the same show all over next week. We will keep doing this until we get it right, try doing that on regular T.V. thank you public access.

Oh and please don't blaspheme pork it offends pork and it offends me, and most importantly it offends the shaolin temple. Please dont' offend the shaolin temple.

Rock this joint,

The Enforcer

"Is it good juggling?"