Late Night with Harvey Drunkenstein

My stupidity has no bounds, I was up till 4 last night. I work at 9 in the morning. Thus making me very stupid. I did two sets last night one at the underpants and one at Pigass in Kirkland. My set at pigass was much more confidently delivered which made it the better of the two sets in my humble opinion. Mastermind traveled with me and did really well at both places and Geoff and I remarked that he has found his voice on stage.

The Accountant did really well at both places and got big laughs. Safecracker did the underpants but not pigass. She was confident which is all she needs to do to succeed. I think its funny that I write this way even though she is going to read this. When she is confident big laughs when she isn't smaller laughs.

It was Geoff's birthday and we went to the scene of our cockblocked undoing the previous week. I was a little unsure about everything because two cockblockers were there. The girl who I was trying to talk to the previous week came up and sat next to me at the bar, I surveyed the surroundings everything was good so far. So we started talking and we were hitting it off and she starts talking about how unbelievable the cockblockers were the previous week, and how she was trying to talk to me. That was so bad that night that a girl mentioned it. Anyway I hung out till closing with her and her friend who is into Geoff she wanted to take him home and get a lott of lovin'. So we left and I drove the redhead girl whom I like who is taller then me and I have never experienced that before and I don't know if I like it. Geoff asked me to ask them if they wanted to go to his party the next night and they did and hopefully they will even though we kept them out till 3:30 in the morning. Her friend got the idea of going to Beths cafe in SEATTLE which is like 30 minutes away nice for me cause it's by my house but not for the girls who live in Kirkland but I didn't suggest it so my culpability is out the window. I don't know if this girl is in to me, if you would have asked me at the bar it was hell yes by the end of the night, maybe. I want to touch her boobies and I'm not going to ask I'm taking it like a Viking.

She had to be at work at 7 in the morning. So either she likes me or she is the greatest wing man ever. Geoff has worked himself into a little bit of a player as of late. Boy got some game although I had to pull him away from a conversation with some table of people because the girl was sitting over there talking about taking him home and fucking him and he wasn't paying attention. Oh well I will see if this chick actually likes me or not tonight, I'm not holding my breath nor do I care I like talking to chicks. I think she is hilarious and she made me laugh all night which is an aphrodisiac to me and she is 23 which is about my favorite age group right now, if I can keep them 10 years younger then me I'm set. Well I will call her I doubt after a couple hours of sleep if she is going to be down with going out all night again so if she is I have a legitimate shot. Oh before I go Mastermind who is the player amongst our group at this point got cockblocked by a hot crazy chick that he dated for a little while. So he wasn't among us at the other bar.

I had bacon the last two mornings, pork rules with an iron fist.

Rock on, my liver hurts.





"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson

Well where to start, I didn't blog anything yesterday because we were busy as a one legged midget in a short mans ass kicking contest. I had a great weekend it was relaxing I got lots of time to just sit there and stare out the windows. I didn't feel rushed the whole weekend. I wish every weekend was like that.

I did time both nights out at Laughs friday I wasn't that happy with my act on Friday but I thought I did much better on Saturday. On Friday night I mc'd and LD did 20 minutes in what should have been a five minute set. We started giving her the light at 5 minutes she did twenty anyway. She wasn't fucking funny at any point in the show she is just likes to screw other comics over. I finally just went up and stood next to the stage until she got off. Oh how I hate her. Well Saturday was a much better deal both nights were packed but the Saturday show just had a much better energy mostly cause some bitch named LD didn't screw the whole night up.

Sunday I went to a Superbowl party and saw Janet Jacksons boob and that made me happy. I drank all day ended up with my pants around my ankles at one point which is pretty typical for me at this point. I did time on Sunday night after a long day of drinking and I did surprisingly well. I must have done at least 15 minutes the second half of which was just improv....drunk improv but it worked.

Last night I went to the Comedy Underpants and I did shitty, I got compliments but I know I did shitty. The night was probably the best open mic I've seen in awhile. I hope the people who saw it don't think that is some kind of indication of the level of talent normally at an open mic. Because if they come back they will be dissapointed.

I don't have anything funny to say other then I watched the first half of Bad Santa last night and it is funny as ****.

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson