Goddammit what a great band

Slowly but surely becoming my favorite Seattle band ever these guys just kick arse.

I have so many stories from seeing these guys and hearing stories. What a great fucking Band click here to rock to the Fawking ZEKE! Or Click here and Rock some fucking more

The Enforcer says "Alcohol is good for you"

"Is it good juggling?"

Match.com

I signed up for Match.com about a year ago, I've never used the service but I get emails everyday from them. They send me my matches for the day, they give them percentages of compatibility. This morning the top match (97%) was cute so I check out her profile. She says in her "About my date" section that she is looking for a black man 5'11" or taller. I don't think that I'm a perfect match for her. I guess the 3% is the race.

Sometimes I get a kick out of doing help desk support for people. Most of the time it makes me wish that I had gone to school for something drastically different. Today I go down to help this lady who is pissed cause her computer laptop isn't booting. First off she acts as if I'm some extension of the computer and is mad at me somehow for it not working. The error says "please reset date/time" then it takes her to the CMOS to change the date and time. Instead of changing the date and time to the current one she calls me. She doesn't want to change the date and time she wants to know why it's doing this and to make it stop. I say because the date and time are wrong that isn't good enough. Why is the date and time wrong, listen lady I don't fucking know do you want me to "Mind meld" with the fucking thing. I set the date and time and it worked fine. Off I went, she was pissed that the machine had somehow wronged her. I left her to her pouting and came up and grabbed some coffee and wrote this. Fucking people, how bout learning how to fix your shit so I don't have to have this job. How bout that.

The Enforcer says "The Internet is Awesome"

"Is it good juggling?"

Great day for news

I dont' have a lot to say, I've just been to busy enjoying the news today.

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They say that they were going for reason of insanity, I'd say he made his point (scuse the pun).

Let's see what's happening in my life. I was diagnosed with Shingles this week, which is adult chicken pox. It is painful and has left me with a bad ear infection. The scary part is that if it goes unchecked or even if it gets checked it can cause permanent nerve damage. I dont' need that shit my body is already falling apart. I am pretty much in constant pain as it is. I went to the doctor and had them look at my hip, my foot, my face (chicken pox), and my enormouse cock. I had them check that out so I could use my "I know but fucking look at it". Oh just kidding.

Well I got a whole bunch of prescriptions and I scheduled a physical to get a full blood work up to make sure everything is working and I don't have AIDS or something worse. I feel really trashed overall. I was sitting there at home on Tuesday I got up my hip stopped working so I'm limping to the bathroom I have big sores on my face my foot hurt like hell from the infection on it, and I just felt fucking old and run down. It's like everything is just shutting down or something. Well the physical will hopefully check out ok, cause I sure as hell don't feel great. Well enough about that.

I did Comedy at Club Broadway in Everett. Lets just say it didn't go well. Here are the particulars 12 people in a room that could have fit 300 or more. The place had a balcony for christ sake. They had two shows because apparently they wanted to waste as much space as they could in their club. It was myself Matt Ralston and Joe Vespaziani. Joe is awesome he did the show without a microphone and did as well as you could expect in a situation like this. The crowd was there to see the cover band coming up afterwards did I mention that? Oh what a shitty shitty night that was. I actually had a really fun time talking to a crowd that could care less whether I was dead or not. I just sat up there and talked about stuff I wanted to talk about. I talked about how crime infested Everett is. I basically did my jokes and stared at what looked like a cafeteria. The situation was ludicrous to the point of being fun, at least for me. I am doing a show in Marysville tomorrow should be a good time nod nod wink wink.

I realized that is the second casino I've played in my life where it was just silent the whole time and indifference was the emotion. I realized how much better I handled it this time versus the first time when I failed miserably two months into my comedy career. I actually got laughs from the 12 in attendance this time and looked like I was trying even though I was mailing it in like a contest voucher. I am much better then I used to be, yea me.

The Enforcer reminds you to "recycle reuse"

"Is it good juggling?"

Mitch Explains

From Mitches mouth to my ears. Listen up Seattle! Finally the story comes out although I liked Bradley's better where Mitch didn't go up cause he was afraid that Bradley was going to go up first and do too well to follow him.

Mitch Explains

The Enforcer says "Drugs are bad"

"Is it good juggling?"

A message of hope

A message that I think we should all try to remember during this highly charged election year.
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From the mouth of babes.

"Is it good juggling?"

Blogging is blogriffic

This news story makes me laugh for so many reasons

Steven Holten, 40, once described by a police official as a "one-man Aryan Nation," faces arraignment Thursday on one count of transmitting a threat in interstate commerce.

> one man Aryan Nation even other Nazi's didn't want to hang out with this fuck

Holten says the nation opposes Jews, minorities, homosexuals, federal and local law enforcement officials, drug dealers, the media and anyone against white supremacy.

Holten, who has Nazi SS lightning bolts tattooed on his neck, was arrested after authorities intercepted the alleged threats by tracing an e-mail, according to Police Chief Jim Weston.

>Look at the stuff he opposes, I don't think he needs to put "and anyone against white supremecy" at the end.

> He has Nazi SS lightening bolts tattooed on his neck. That is a statement there, for some reason I doubt this guy gets laid much or works much. This guy gets my vote as stupidest fucking guy in the world for October 7 th, 2004.

The Enforcer says "Racism is bad"

"Is it good juggling?"