My life is better

I have realized that quite a few of you read the blogs on this website. I just wanted to state that I realize that I mention how depressed I am in a lot of my blogs. The fact is I have been. I am not today. Tomorrow might be a different story. I write about how I feel at the exact moment that I am blogging. You might see me later that day and I'm doing great that is how this shit works. See my life isn't that great but it's still pretty fucking rad. I get to do what I want. I have a beautiful daughter who thinks the world of me. I get to do comedy which is my second love after my daughter. I get to nail the occasional chick which is my fourth love right after a fine cut of pork.


I'm off to a party tonight I hope it's fun and I hope that I meet that special someone. Which means someone who sleep with me occasionally without bugging me for anything more. Oh wait that someone doesn't exist.

I like Pork,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson

Spanking is free but the degradation will cost you

I have currently lost a great deal of confidence on stage. That isn't very neat. The neat part is that I have been writing a lot. I have come up with a whole slew of new stuff. Some of it works some doesn't.

I was very surprised that my new opening joke didn't work last night. I won't judge it based on that cause that was no indication of anything. That was pretty bad open mic even though there were some decent comics in the house. It was just that the bad was so bad that it felt well um... bad.

I really like some of my new material, I can't wait to work it out on stage. Some of the stuff I wrote is just stupid, but that will be fun to do on stage as well.

oh in other news chicks don't like me still.

Touch this honey,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson