Well I went and took a look at the apartment on 40th last night it was beneath the freeway and was so loud that I could yell outside and no one would hear me, I'm not kidding. I will not be moving into that place. The market is so bad for people trying to rent things though that I should be able to find some nice digs for little coin.

I am going to go out and do some comedy or at least an attempt at comedy out at Pigass tonight. I have new stuff and look out pigass I'm bringing it and I'm bringing hell with me!

I need to get laid, I am becoming a bit of a junkie for tang (this gets more misogynistic everyday). I love women and I want to spend time with them, whats so wrong with that. I am rambling good bye.

Touch this touch this now,

The Enforcer



"Is it good juggling?" - Jack Shaloom

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson

I dont' feel funny but I'm back

Well it took me a whole day. I am for the most part a rosy person, but frankly I have been getting words of encouragement from people. My point wasn't to make people feel sorry for me, see I fucked up and therefore there should be no feeling bad for my situation. I got what I got coming. <-Nice sentence.

I have quit eating at work, like I said eventually I will remember to bring a lunch. See I have to act like I'm 10 because that's how I act too much of the time. Tough love.

I am not going out and doing comedy much anymore and if I do I won't be spending any money.

I have already started looking for a new place to live I have an appointment to look at what sounds like a nice two bedroom overlooking lake union on 40th up by Northlake pizza.

I also heard from my ex that the house she used to live in may be coming open and the cool part it is the upstairs apartment which is this killer high ceiling spacious apartment with a deck and sky lights and a fuck swing (well no fuck swing). The really cool part about this is that it is only 550 bucks a month and it is nearly as big as my apartment I currently have. There is also room for my daughter. Since my ex mentioned it lets just say its NOT going to happen so no sense in getting excited about that. The cool part is that my daughter used to live in the same place so it would be home like for her.

Again my ex said it so it isn't going to happen, but either way I will be moving out of my place at the end of the month if I can. I don't want to wait until I have to leave and then have to scramble to find a place.

I have been eating candy and cookies like it's going out of style. I think I was better off drinking every night. I had a cool experience with a freaking ridiculously hot woman the other night. I went to the store and really hot kind of club type looking chick and I got into an intense stare down, normally I get nervous and look away for some reason though we just stayed at it, I love that shit.

Peace love and baboon ass,

The Enforcer
"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson

this is my last blog

Goodbye until I can feel funny again.

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson

-Rock Bottom-

Well it all comes down to this. I spent all my money on beer on Friday, got a payday loan to hold me over till pay day. How fucking stupid. I have to do this I have cut myself off, I for the next 90 days will not buy anything at a club (beer) again. I am also not buying lunch ever again at work. I figure (today for instance) that I am not going to be able to eat at all during the day anymore but I figure once I forget a lunch and can't eat three or four days in a row I'll start remembering to bring one. I chose ninety days because I got a ninety day notice to vacate my apartment, the apartment I moved in to 90 days ago. They are converting all our apartments to condos. I like my place I don't want to move, I am so fucking depressed right now. I am done doing comedy for the immediate future, I don't think I can watch the local shit fests without drinking so I'm just not going to go. They are just too painful and boring. When I do go I am going to do my time and go home immediately. I just want to scream fuck as loud as I can right now. It is my daughters b-day this weekend and I don't have any money to buy her a gift or throw her a party or anything. That is rock fucking bottom. FUUUUUUCK. I am a fucking idiot and I am done with this blog with this lifestyle with this everything. Fuck you all. By all I mean myself I got myself into this shit and I will get myself out, but I will have to eliminate my lifestyle to do it. For the other comics out there please don't ask me to hang out anymore I obviously have no fucking control and if I don't change I won't have a place to live in 90 days. I am fucking broke and I don't want anyone buying me beers it just makes me feel like a fucking turd. What a great life I have carved out for myself. Yeah for me I'm fucking retarded.

Fuck me,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson