Happy Valentines Day!
This is a Valentine given to my daughter yesterday:
posted by Unknown @ 10:43 AM
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Bang!
My shizzle in your grizzle Beeatch.
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Monday, February 14, 2005
Touch my cock....it's Valentines day!
That title has nothing to do with anything, it's just evocative.
I had a shitty weekend well a shitty beginning to my weekend. I was having a problem starting my car and I thought there was something wrong with the battery. I go to take off for Spokane thinking I will just go out on Saturday and get a new battery. I get cut off in bumper to bumper traffic on the on-ramp of I90. I kill the car and can't restart it. I am now stuck in the far left lane of I90 with a car that won't start. I get out and start trying to push it, uphill. People pull over thank god and help me out I pushed the damn thing like 3 blocks. I finally get enough speed to compression start the car and immediately pull off the freeway to go and get a new battery. 2 hours later I replace the battery and the car still won't start. I still think it's the battery cables, but I'm 100 bucks down to find that out. I compression start it and drive to Spokane. It turns out it was the starter so I have another bunch of money to shell out for that. Suffice it to say I ain't driving anywhere anytime soon.
Today is Valentines day and I am without a doubt the least romantic person on the planet. I am looking to buy something for my lady friend and I can't think of a thing to get. I don't want to get the ordinary, but I don't know her well enough to know what thing she would really like to have.
In other news my daughter took care of my sick ass this weekend. She got me a bell for me to ring anytime I needed something. So I would ring it and interfere with her playing with her playskool stuff cause I needed soda or something. It was pretty awesome.
Life rules for the most part, I got my tax return so I can finally pay back all the people I owe money to and they are significant. The weight of the world will finally be coming off my shoulders. Thank god. I am so thankful they could loan me the money and even more happy that I can finally pay them back.
Rock on,
The Enforcer
"Is it good juggling?"
posted by Unknown @ 10:25 AM
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