Well I thought before I left today that I could together some reflections about my set last night. I think that I am getting better, and for those whose eardrums I didn't hurt (I am pretty deaf and talk too loud) I got compliments. I thought all in all a good set (I can do better). I thought the Safecracker and Mastermind had good sets the safecracker has a couple of bits that are a few words from being just killer. Mastermind is getting better at acting out his bits and it makes him look more comfortable. I think he is more likable now on stage and that will help him. The Accountant's set or I should I say the swammies set was good I think that he's a very good joke writer and his act makes sense for him. He entered at a time in the night where it was either going to be high energy or go home cause they were tired and the Accountant isn't high energy (which is fine). The show on a whole was very good I thought. Geoff Lott and Megan Hounshell also had good shows. Well of course before I forget Peter Johnson had his usual set (fucking amazing!!) he just continues to establish himself as the top dog of new comics. I worship the akward footsteps of this god.


"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" -Peter Johnson

Mastermind is out "sick" today. See I work with Mastermind and I also do comedy sometimes with Mastermind and I know Mastermind ain't sick. Well if he is going to take a day off Friday would be the day that I would call in that's for sure. I love bacon I wish it wasn't so fatty. I'm going to eat it until my heart gives way from the rest of shit I do to my body. I love and hate women, I love spending time with them I find them wonderful to talk to. I love their senses of humor. I love there small ears I like the nape of their neck. I love women but they make me fucking miserable. I haven't found the right one and I am no longer looking. This is in reference to nothing that is going on in my life right now I just feel like a stream of conscience vomit onto "my journal" was appropriate today.

so in summary I love bacon mastermind is out sick and I hate women.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Enforcer

"I should have ended with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" - Peter Johnson

Well an open mic that didn't suck came and went last night. I can't remember the last time I went to an open mic and there was a crowd. Open mics are like women there are a few of them and none of them want to fuck me. I realize the last thing I wrote made no sense but I don't care it's 9:30 and I'm haven't had any coffee.

I just read a blog from The Mastermind and I realized that he is depressed about Jane and emailed her and what not. I feel really bad for him I know he loved her A LOT and that has to hurt. I know that putting closure is going to be hard for him and I understand and I hope that he starts feeling better soon. I have finally given in and realized I am a fucking stupid drunk so he can always cry in a beer with me if he wants. My life is always pretty depressing so I can relate. I drink constantly and see the looks of peoples' concern daily. I am just filling time with useless relationships and beer. I have no money otherwise I would be the dude from Leaving Las Vegas.

rock on.

Last night I did a show at giggles for a fraternity and sorority I was a little nervous frat boys ain't my crowd (I prefer to date rape on my own not in groups) the show went pretty well for me. I received compliments my jokes went over fairly well. I am not good for seeing my act for what it is but I think it went well. Joe Larsen went up and I thought did really really well. He looked really comfortable and his crowd interaction was the best I've ever seen him do. I think being in a group of other college kids helped him to relax plus it allowed him to do all his community college jokes. Jake did 20 minutes plus. I don't know if his act went over well but I'm sure it sucked ass so I didn't listen. They were laughing but college kids are apt to laugh at homophobic I gotta big ol turd in my ass jokes. He called Bradley fat buckwheat when he introduced him on the stage which was funny only in that I was surprised that he said it. Bradley promptly tore him up. Bradley had a raucous show and was high energy not the person that should go up directly before Tracy. Tracy was really really funny in his "I'm retarded" but not really way. Tracy is an amazing comic even when he looks like he doesn't know what he's doing. People started leaving almost immediately after he got up there. They were giving him no love. I over heard a girl say "what is that guy doing on stage" what worries me is that this same girl told me I was funny. after walking 3/4 of the crowd he proceeded to do like another hour and a half of some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. Some of it because it was funny others because he fucked them up really bad and then made something funny out of it. The few people that stayed through the entire deal gave him a standing ovation when he got off stage. Tracy has an amazing ability to make me feel uncomfortable yet laughing out loud at times, while he is on stage. That is rock and roll.

I had left a book that Geoff bought for me at Giggles which thankfully was there, this is the third straight gift that I have left from other comics at bars. This shows me two things first I am forgetful second I am an asshole. I truly feel blessed at times to have people that put up with me, and don't just sucker punch me when I'm not looking.

I will post again as I think of funny shit that happened last night 1/7/04.


"I should have ended my act with my Jesus fucking a goat bit" - Peter Johnson