Someone doesn't like me

However, I may want to caution you that I intend to file court papers on anyone slandering me on the internet with my first and last name etc. That is not good for my business.

I am seeking counsel on Friday to research the matter further. I did already speak with my own personal attorney already! I can afford an attorney and it will be worth it just to make this backstabbing garbage end!

So I hope you all enjoyed it.

You will now have reasons to pee when I enter the room.

You are being unprofessional and mean. You are being cruel which by the way has nothing to do with comedy. It will come back to you!

It is amazing that I have so been able to get under your skin. You know what they say about the actors you hate in a movie. They did a good job acting. You as a comic should know that.

Who made you God to Judge then publicly insult people behind their back? Where I come from that is a Coward. You had a beef with me it is too bad you could not have communicated.

I have good contacts and know more people than you probably realize. I was born and raised here and I travel a great deal.

I will not be quiet about this at all!

It is too bad that you are in comedy. Obviously you will be mean to people you do not know. That attitude will not help you in the long run in this business getting gigs. Too bad you refuse to treat people like humans with a simple hello.

Sincerely,

Name withheld

Dear Name withheld,

I wasn't sure what this was all about because I don't tend to name anyone in my blogs or talk about too many people in general. My blogs tend to be pretty benign and poorly written but not normally offensive. I looked through and anything I could find that referenced you I removed. I am not particularily concerned about legal counsel but I wanted to remove your name anyway. I am not sure anyone reads these blogs but I will do that for you.

I will however retain the right to talk about anyone anytime on my blog if anyone has a problem with that send me an email if I offended you and let me know. I'm not sure fantasy legal counsel is needed. I am not sure winning a lousy vinyl collection in court is really worth it anyway.

You wonder why I didn't just say hello or get to know you. I remember the first day we met oh yes it was lovely I was standing at the top of the stairs at the underpants going over my set in my head. When you walked up and said "who the fuck do you think you are." "Fuck you you think your better then me?" "you ain't shit" "fucking this fucking that rat a tat something something". I still for the life of me don't know why you were angry at me, but that cemented you as a world class cunt in my mind. If this was "acting" then I apologize you should have let me in on the secret. I thought I was going to get into a fight on the stairs with a woman for reason that only you knew. I left thinking "I don't think I like her". Maybe you are a nice person if that's the case then I must have misread that situation. Let me clue you in on something I am a nice guy, but I won't put up with shit like that. I keep to myself at comedy clubs because I am trying to concentrate on what I'm doing not because I find myself superior to anyone. I also am an introvert and don't open up to people I don't know. If you can't take that then my opinion of "I don't care" still stands.

Hey I don't care what happened a year or two years ago if you are a nice person and I misread the situation then I'm sorry. That is a long time ago, so long ago that I forgot it happened. If there is anything referencing you then let me know and I will remove it.

Yours in Christ,

The Enforcer

"Is it good juggling?"