shots to the head

I was just over at Suicide Pie laughing out loud at her new blog post and I thought to myself it's time I got a new headshot up for people to see. I had this taken awhile ago let me know what you guys think:

"Is it good juggling?"

Who wants some

I am in the midst of quite a week. I went to a great party through my work actually one of the most fun parties I've ever been to. Also they gave me an Ipod which is now like the coolest thing I own. Second place is some old shoes a man with a hacking cough gave me.

I got an invite to the Seattle International Comedy competition which was pretty sweet. I wasn't planning on going this year so it was a nice surprise. I think the whole thing will be really fun. Then I was sitting there at my desk on Tuesday and I got an email from a girl I haven't seen in awhile telling me that she got a sexy cop outfit for Halloween and asked me if she should come over if I've been bad. "OFFICER DOWN! OFFICER DOWN!". I don't know whats going on but I like it, all the stars must be aligned.

Last night I got invited to another contest at Giggles. Apparently it is contest time of the year for me. I don't like contests but it's a chance to do time. That said I'm competing against Al Foxx who has brain damage. I think everyone knows you just can't beat brain damage. The guy with brain damage always wins except in a spelling bee. Especially in the first round, no ones going to vote for me over the dude who can't talk so well. Who wants to be the asshole voting against Al. I'm really just a prick for even competing against him.

So I imagine I'll be making different plans for tomorrows show.

Officer Down!

-The Enforcer says "Stay in school"

"Is it good juggling?"

I love the Interweb

Ok here is the background story for this video. An old school hardcore band (read knows how to fight most likely like to and are most likely Skins) called the North Side Kings drive six hours to do a show opening up for Danzig with a few other bands. Due to some mishaps the show goes late. Danzig refuses to change the time they play so two bands are bumped and told they can play after Danzig by Danzig's guys. After Danzig gets done they turn on the lights and just start cleaning up and everyone goes home. The guy confronts Danzig and says "what the fuck" is talking to him. Danzig tries to show off and pushes the guy in front of a whole bunch of Danzig fans. The LARGE dude from North Side Kings knocks him out. See Danzig went to a shoving match with a guy who doesn't shove. Lesson learned Danzig you stupid son of a bitch?

Watch the hilarity

I will be blogging today about what is going on in my life. Just not now I'm too busy enjoying the nonsense that is this very childish video.

The Enforcer says "Don't bring a large midget to a punching match"

"Is it good juggling?"

Dear Pork Hater

A few months back you anonymously took some shots at a beloved piece of meat. More importantly you took shots at a beloved animal that tastes good. I called you out, and you didn't have the guts to back off. I am tired of the snide remarks you have made and I will no longer put up with this. You have said that I won't confront you face to face. I'm tired of your shit. A lot of people have told me "Geoff don't attack him this way" "Geoff let it go" "Stay gold Pony Geoff" I says it's what I do. I'm dangerous. See Pork hater you call the pig I let the pig loose.

I am giving you two options

1> Apologize to pork and tell pork that you will never talk to pork that way again.
2> Never speak of pork again.

2007 is the year of the pig did you know that. Get your historical books and stuff cause the time of porkdom is upon us. Either wise up or be trampled beneath pig hooven feet.

Also no bullshit apology like "I'm sorry about stuff...pork" either you apologize properly or dont' waste our time.

For your sake I hope you "MAN" up and take care of this you fucking little pork hater.

Pork and brimstone to you my friend if you don't.

The Enforcer says "Get right with Pig or GET OUT"

"Is it good juggling?"