holy smokes

Ok this is good.

At my job they had what was called a progressive party which means that it progresses up each floor and each floor would have a different theme. Myself and another guy chose the theme for my floor. 3rd floor was October fest 4th floor was Mexican and my floor was "High School Kegger". We made beer bongs had a "shotgunning" table and wine coolers and covered the floor with plastic. I put pictures of people puking all over the walls along with Iron Maiden pictures. I had no rhyme or reason I just like doing that. Anyway so I am not sure how everyone is going to take to the 'theme'. I don't really know anyone at the company so I feel like the odd man out. Well the Mexican theme was a huge success so I didn't think people were even going to go to the fifth floor. Well finally they did, and at first the beer bong wasn't getting any love. Then one of our big clients shows up and does it shoots beer all over his grossly expensive suit and it's on. For the next 2 hours I watched by best guesstimate 2-3 cases of beer go through the beer bong. I have never seen anything funnier then people dressed really well doing beer bongs like their 18. Well let me summarize the evening, I am now well liked here at the company and some chick puked outside my office. I call that a job well done.

Thank you and good day,

The Enforcer

"Is it good juggling?"

One more

In the current administration you have a Dick a Bush and a Colin to round it out Condaleeza Rice is a Cunt!....Bang!

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The Enforcer

"Is it good juggling?"

I need to get something off my chest

Monday night was an amazingly bad night of comedy. A break your will to live kind of night. By the end of the show I had no fight in me anymore, I just let them punch me.

Gabriel on his blog mentioned some of the worst jokes he had done, it's a great blog. Well
I did on stage on Monday one of the worst jokes I've ever conceived. I had a joke about the war that I wanted to do and that I like but I wanted to do two jokes. I came up with another Bush joke right after it. It was just horrible.

Here is the schlock I did on stage.

"I haven't seen an administration this full of shit ....since the last one. The difference is that the dick in office last time got a blowjob the Dick in office this time is going to make a Billion dollars from Halliburton".

Well how lame is this let's count the ways first I made a reference to Liewiensky I think that subject has been covered quite enough on stage thank you. Second the rest of it makes little sense to the premise and most importantly is more of an unfunny statement then a joke. When I do this joke I remind myself why I don't do political humor. I don't have insight into politics and should stay away from the subject altogether.

My latest joke is this

"I'd vote for Bush but Bush is a cunt" how is that....better.....that's what I thought I will leave the politics to those who read.

Thank you for listening,

Geoff The Enforcer Brousseau

"So does anyone here like Ludicris?"

For the man with the small cock on your list

I spent the weekend with my daughter in spokane, what an amazingly shitty that drive can be my god. I think I would rather take a freaking beating then do that right now.

Cock punch anyone you see driving this

I had a giant blow to my ego last night, I won't go into it.

I will say this my new stuff worked last night. I wrote some pseudo political stuff that worked and I wrote a whole bunch of stuff about rap that worked, so I am excited to do it in front of an actual crowd. I need to find a steady stage to do my time. I am always scrambling for weekend time. I hope that I can find a place that allows me to go up semi-regularily. I hate not knowing what I'm doing on the weekends until the last minute.

"Is it good juggling?"