This makes me laugh more then it should

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It's the juxtoposition of my picture and the content. Also apparently I am the only one on blogger admitting for a love of the "plumper" movies on my blog. What a bunch of liars, isn't your profile the place to admit what you REALLY like. Oh yeah bloggers I'm the ONLY one who likes hugely obese women screwing very very skinny men. Oh yeah call ME the pervert. Well good day to you liar liar pants on fire.

What are you going to tell me that I'm the only one on Blogger who likes watching people drink pee now? And don't get me started on Beastiality and scat(I was WAY into these before they got so popular). Oh I'M THE WEIRD ONE. I get it you liars. Next you will tell me you don't own one "lactating pregnant crack head" video. God I'm the ONLY honest man left. It's ok you can come over and watch these perfectly normal videos at my house when you come out of your denial.

I love fat chicks,

The Enforcer

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Well what's going on mmm.....

I am leaving to visit my daughter this weekend. I am looking forward to seeing her but not driving to Spokane.

I have a girlfriend. As much as I have fought it, she has officially broken through to my black soul. I'm sure I will do something to screw it up soon. However regailing her with my stories of going to jail shitting my bed last month and all the baggage I carry into a relationship haven't done it so far. Here is a touch of my baggage (no pun intended) I have a child, an ex who is still alive, a probation officer, a child who is also out of wedlock, a drinking problem, a domestic violence arrest, depression, an ex with a probation officer. I could go on.

I was thinking the other day, I went through some things going on in my life. I realized that I am complete white trash(see above). When you and yo' babies muva both have a P.O. that is WT with a capital F.

Well back to my original point if my GF can handle all of my foibles then I am sure she is ok. Or at worst as messed up as me.

Later Ally Gator,

The Enforcer

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The triumphant return of one of the greatest minds of this generation

Hi I'm back bitches.

I haven't written for awhile. I have taken a break from all this to try and do the best job I can at work. I have started to like my job, thank you prozac.

I have also taken a hiatus from comedy that could be permanent, but I doubt it. I just don't have the desire to be on stage anymore. I have done nothing but the Giggles contest as of late. That was the last straw I just didn't want to be on the stage during the contest. Not because I hated the contest just because I don't enjoy my time on stage anymore. I think it could be the 350 times I've been on stage in the last year. I am burned out. I wrote some new stuff but that just isn't enough to propel myself back to the stage.

Ok different subject.

Some highlights of 2004.

1. Seattle Intl. Comedy comp. which was the most fun I've ever had doing comedy.
2. The Blog wars, truly I believe several times the most ridiculous thing happening on the Internet in a given day.
3. The amazing friends I have met.
   
4. Trip to Mexico.
5. Watching some amazing local talent grow and become real honest to goodness comics.
6. Watching some really amazingly bad local comics quit.
7. Getting a DUI which forced me to make some changes in my life. And as you all know I have to start making those changes. At least it forced me to evaluate myself honestly for once. Heres to throwing flares and not ever doing that again.
8. to any women out there who touched my cock in 2004 ....thank you very very much.
9. The morning I woke up by shitting the bed. This helped me to remember I'm not young anymore and apparently incontinent as well.

I had a great year. I hope this year is as good (I know it's february but I haven't blogged in awhile). I hope to someday get my drive to be on stage back, if not then I will quit my short lived comedy career. I have a feeling though that even if I wanted to I just don't think I could, but maybe I'll quit the "I'm going to do this professionally" as a dream. Who knows. It's good to be back.

hugs and kisses bitches,

The MOTHERFUCKING Enforcer

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